Austin Butler

What do Timothée Chalamet and The Pope have in common?

Tell the promoter we need more seats / We just sold out all the floor seats

Jun 16 •

GUESS I'M THE PROBLEM

Swag at Cannes & elsewhere

May 19 •

The week of North West

Jan 27 •

Chalamet and Elordi: where are your nachos?

Austin Butler has been cast as Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho

Dec 11, 2024 •

Be Thankful: These are 2024's Hottest Guys

The third annual

Nov 25, 2024 •

Austin Butler Vertigo

Guest poetry by my boyfriend

Oct 7, 2024 •

Weekly Update 17: September 26

Kind Bars, book of the year, & Austin Butler’s arms (sorry)

Sep 26, 2024 •

Weekly Update 16: September 19

Treats are to maladies as Nara Smith is to Leandra Medine

Sep 19, 2024 •

Austin Butler STUNS in Limited but Numerous Interactions with Fan at THE BIKERIDERS Q&A

Jun 21, 2024 •

Be Thankful: These are 2023’s Hottest Guys

Last year around this time I posted my first blog, a ranking of the year’s “hottest guys” (this means something very specific and I urge you to read…

Nov 19, 2023 •

Where is your cover story, Jacob Elordi?

I have not found it appealing to write on this platform; while there is plenty to say about the world, none of it is fun which is the whole point of…

Oct 17, 2023 •

Be Thankful: These are 2022's 4 Hottest Guys

I talk a lot about hot guys.

Nov 24, 2022 •

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