Weekly Update 16: September 19

Treats are to maladies as Nara Smith is to Leandra Medine

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If you missed this important note yesterday, I will share it again here:

🚨🚨🚨there is mounting evidence that austin butler is single🚨🚨🚨

kaia gerber’s brother presley no longer follows austin on instagram, and kaia was pictured canoodling with snl cast member marcello hernández. while he has been shooting caught stealing in NYC this month, austin was also noticeably absent from kaia’s birthday party at disneyland 2 weeks ago, and there has been no sign of his attendance at the library science reading at the hotel chelsea last night, which is in new york city…

I digress.

rep tv when (truth social - this)

My mother made zucchini and pumpkin cakes this week, which tasted completely identical but one was green and one was orange. That kind of dessert is perfect to me: hardly sweet, stuffed with raisins. She also made a savory tomato pie, which I’ve never heard of and sounded disgusting, but was surprisingly so good. Worst of all, she walked in the door one day with a box of mini Crumbl Cookies: peanut butter, chocolate crumb ft. OREO, milk chocolate chip, and banoffee pie. I like the premise of all Crumbl cookies, because they’re chewy and taste, for lack of a better description, a lot. But last week’s flavors were completely useless and boring. Some weeks are cannolis and gummy candy, others are “peanut butter”: let’s be for real.