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Exa Moseley's avatar

Being millenial zoomer cusp is so awesome

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Clare's avatar

it really is

quoting vines

quoting minecraft movie

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Exa Moseley's avatar

Playing it both ways >

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ryan's avatar

the gq profile is so awesome. its like a twitter fan account writing about how they won a meet and greet contest

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Clare's avatar

they should have fan accounts write profiles sometimes. that would be fun at least

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Eddie Averill's avatar

as someone who lived there for 27 years, "walking in the San Fernando Valley" is the fakest thing of all time. they would all die of heat stroke if they tried getting from a diner to a record store on foot. i'm not afraid to call them posers, but i don't even think it's that negative of a thing, it's just kinda what they are (particularly the attempts to be both poptimists and rawkers). all that said, i'll see anything PTA directs them in...

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Clare's avatar

yeah totally. no real issue with them doing this, i moreso have an issue with people buying it and gq selling it. its ridiculous!! i think the one’s calling is probably acting and it would suit everyone best if thats what she did

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arthropod's avatar

KaitlynEats hive

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Clare's avatar

period

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Clara's avatar

Unfortunately, "This guy said to my face once that Danielle Haim was one of the hottest women he had ever seen." made me giggle

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Clara's avatar

Lest it be said I have no sense of humor, I say this as someone currently wearing a tank top without a bra

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Clare's avatar

that’s how i typed this. being hot is easy!!

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Naomi Kanakia's avatar

This was extremely fun. I am familiar with Haim, but could not positively have stated that I knew about Addison Rae before reading this article. Definitely please keep me abreast of whatever new stars come out of the phone.

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Clare's avatar

omg i’m so excited for you. start here: https://youtu.be/Hki6RqI-eMA?si=g1aGEwB1gbu-ExmQ

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Fran Hoepfner's avatar

HAIM, like Niall Horan, make music that is awesome to hear at Walgreens. I thought they were really funny in Licorice Pizza... a movie I don't like. I get the sense that they care equally about music and posting and wish they'd kinda just stick with the latter.

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Clare's avatar

i like the one’s voice but they can’t make music that they have any hand in writing. they need to be in b coop movie probably. he’s their summer girl

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allison picurro's avatar

kaitlyneats... that's simply the people's princess

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Clare's avatar

exactly!!!!

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Fiona's avatar

Walking around California’s San Fernando Valley with the Haim sisters is like touring Compton with Kendrick Lamar— something I can’t stop saying

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Clare's avatar

^^^^^

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11am Saturday's avatar

it’s like the way they tell us PTA shot their video again and again over many years and expect us to have the same reaction

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Clare's avatar

yupppp exactly

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sam bodrojan's avatar

This terrified me <3 love the Addison album tho I am afraid she is going to hurt her vocal cords

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Isaac's avatar

at first I went 🤨 at you saying the Addison is a better album than Mayhem but then I remembered that one album has a perfect six single run and one doesn’t 🙂‍↕️

Excited for Alana’s three(!) movies this year. I miss her podcast with Sasha Spielberg.

This is my favorite thing you’ve written in a while!! Made me laugh AND think…

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Clare's avatar

gaga is more talented than addison rae, but the second half of mayhem is a mess, and addison has no skips but mayhem has 3.

thank you!!!

didn't know she had a podcast.....

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Isaac's avatar

agreed!

can’t remember if the podcast was good or just something that i listened to so i could disassociate while driving home my senior year…

anyway. excited for the album!

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karissa's avatar

omg i also love kaitlyn i am constantly checking up on her…i literally told my boyfriend (with genuine excitement) the day she ran her (half? full? my memory is horrific) marathon. i was so excited for her.

re: addison - im obsessed with whatever it is she Has Going On rn. i like how committed she is to the specific pop girlie look she’s going for. i am Pro Addison

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Clare's avatar

my bf loves her too.... yeah we're a lavery centric household

#PROADDISON

i loved her matchaful collab

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Christl Stringer's avatar

Every time I listen to a Haim song from their new stuff, it reminds me of Sheryl Crow! I’m completely indifferent to AR. Maybe because I don’t have a TikTok? Great read from a fellow cusp-er.

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Garrett Bucks's avatar

Trustworthy news sources, ranked:

1. KaitlynEats' tips on where to eat in Key West

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Clare's avatar

omg exactly! it was so helpful and i’m not even planning a trip to key west!!

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Garrett Bucks's avatar

I have zero plans to go to key west but if that ever changes I feel completely equipped to have a perfect trip.

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BDM's avatar

I like the production on Addison Rae's album a lot (Taylor needs to get Elvira back) and I like some of the songs but I hate "Diet Pepsi," specifically, sooooooo much that it sort of colors my experience of it all very negatively lol.

I do love my HAIM tho.

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Clare's avatar

tove lo needs a number one hit. i want taylor to collab w her, under elvira purview

i love diet pepsi but think it’s the second worst single. fame is a gun is an all time pop song

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BDM's avatar

yeah "Fame is a Gun" was the first song from the album I heard that I liked. I also like "New York" and "In the Rain" for their production and "Times Like These."

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