CLAREZ HILTON #4

A real D-list cast of extras

First, the news:

• This is short because I’m writing it in the air, after JetBlue kept me on the runway for over 2 hours without ever giving any updates or apologies, 24 hours after Delta canceled my flight and refused to refund me for 6 hours. I am not flying again, ever, unless a corporation or wealthy individual pays for the entire thing and also gives me so much money I don’t have a job anymore. I want someone to lie to Donald Trump and tell him that airlines are woke so he feels motivated to break them up. I would tell him they make you wear masks on airplanes still. I also want to be dead right now.

• Do NOT forget to pre-order Grand Rapids for our book club, and to order Surveys elsewhere for a pre-book club discussion.

• I am considering hosting a writing group, and since posting the Interest Form there has been more interest than I thought there would be! Keep filling it out!

• Me on Taylor is coming next week. Me on And Just Like That… is coming eventually.

• I forgot to talk about this:

johnstamos

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• I loved Sam on procedures, Hannah on Bergman Island, and Kathy Griffin (?) on being a woman.

What are your thoughts on John Stamos, Adam Lambert, and Elphaba in Jesus Christ Superstar?

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